Luke Cracks me up!!!

So I have been meaning to get my pics from Halloween on the computer before Thanksgiving hahaha but that’s looking like a NO considering it’s on Thursday so instead I would like to discuss my lil comedian. Luke is talking up a storm these days and just says some of the funniest things. You really start to notice what your go to words and phrases are in your vocabulary when you have a "parrot" running around repeating everything you say. Now I’m putting a disclaimer out there now, that not everyone is going to find some of thing things as funny as I do especially if you don’t enjoy cussing, but I do, and have since middle school and there’s no teaching an old dog new tricks so if you’re going to be offended or turn me into CPS for cussing in my own house you should stop reading now :) Now on with you fellow sailors, it turns out that my favorite 2 words to put behind every statement is “damn it” and “Jesus”. Doesn’t seem that bad right!?! Like really, damn is not a cuss word in my book, well until you hear a 2 year old say while trying to put on his shoes! Luke was sitting down stairs playing while I was cleaning the bathroom (Josh will say this is a lie but I swear I was!). I had come out to put something in the boy’s bedroom and when I made it back into the hallway I notice him sitting by the couch trying to shove his foot into his shoe. Now he’s making these lil grunt noises as it’s a tie shoe and was still tied from the time before and he just can’t manage to get his foot inside. So then he proceeds to say "Damn it mom! shoes on" which I cannot help but burst into laughter which yes I know is the worst thing you can do because now he’s going to think it’s hilarious whenever he says it but let’s be honest it is hahaha so after I control myself I of course tell him that it is big boy word and that he’s not to say it. But it’s just something about little ones using cuss words in such perfect context that makes it funny. Not so much when they are just chanting it because they know they are not suppose to say but when it pops out in normal conversation. Like the other night Josh and I were trying to get Luke to go to bed and he just kept repeating something we couldn’t understand and finally clear as day after us asking him “What?” 10 times he goes “want to lay on the couch downstairs Jesus” Like really I’ve said this 10 times what are you guys not getting. Once again Josh and I are cracking up because I’m sorry it was hilarious. And he is definitely his mother’s son that’s for sure! I of course now am trying to reel in the damn its and Jesus’ but sometimes they still slip out and its harder than you think. Early this summer my friend Alisha took Luke to her friends 1 year old daughter’s birthday and right in the middle of her destroying her own cake like any 1 year old does on their birthday, Luke yells out in front of all those strangers “No Lucy, making a damn mess!” Couldn’t have pulled a more exact statement out of my own mouth! I can’t tell you how many times I have said “why do you have to make such a damn mess” in the past year haha or how many times I have had to hide my grin when Luke asks me “more milk mom, Jesus”. He also says normal kid things that are funny, like just this Saturday I was looking for my purse, and I knew he had seen it as he was playing with my keys that were in it. So I said “where’s my purse Lukie?” and he goes “I’ll find it for you mommy” and continues to yell “Purse! Where are you, Purse?” throughout the house. I love when he looks at me when I’m laughing because he doesn’t get what is funny and kind of gives me a stink eye like you’re crazy lady! Can’t get enough of him and he keeps us laughing all the time and I can’t wait to hear what else this kid is thinking in that big melon of his :)